Stranded and Indolent?

This extract from my latest incoming spam (which just escaped the filter) seems too good not to quote:

Please, let me know if this email is valid. My valid Email is: debt.settlementboard@*******.th
FUND FINAL PAYMENT BOARD/PAYMENT SETTLEMENT VALUE AMOUNT: $850,000.00USD:
We Apologize for the delay of your payment and all the Inconveniences and hiccups that we might have caused you. However, we were having some minor problem with our payment systems, which is Inexplicable, and have held us stranded and Indolent, not having the Prerequisite to devote our 100% endowment in accrediting foreign payments.

Wish I could be left stranded and indolent in some scenic clime!