It can be exciting at Macclesfield station!

Under the headline 'Shepherd's' racial abuse heard by his festive flock, we have:

A “SHEPHERD” – who had been on a festive day’s drinking binge in Macclesfield with “Jesus”, The Grinch and an elf – hurled racial abuse at an Asian railway porter before violently swinging his crook at him, a court heard.

Read the full story at the Macclesfield Express - and I thought it was going to be about vicars...wish I'd been there with a camera, unpleasant as it must have been.