Teaser Tuesday -22 February

Teaser Tuesday
The rules are:

• Grab your current read.
• Let the book fall open to a random page.
• Share with us two (2) 'teaser' sentences from that page, somewhere between lines 7 and 12.
• You also need to share the title and author of the book that you’re getting your 'teaser' from .. that way people can have some great book recommendations if they like the teaser you've given!

I'm still reading Michael Arditti's Easter, so here's anoter teaser from his novel about the Church of England:

'Tradition or not, it's a bit bloody much to expect me to ponce down the nave with that bunch of flowers as if I were Rudolph Valentino'
'I think you mean Nureyev.'
'Same thing. They were both wooftahs.'

Extending the teaser slightly...and if I say that the first speaker is Philip I'll let you guess who the other one is!