Another cafe to cross off the list

Obviously the message is - don't become too eminent a scientist - Matthew Norman the Guardian's restaurant critic eats at Time & Space at the Royal Institution and reviews it in today's paper. 1/10:

By any other catering standard operated throughout time and space - and that includes the convict ship USS Scurvy orbiting Emetic Majora in the Intergalactic Famine Wars of the 39th century - it is an abomination of a very rare order indeed.

They seem to be finding the bad ones this year!