Showing posts with label taste(lack of). Show all posts
Showing posts with label taste(lack of). Show all posts

Saturday, September 03, 2011

Bulwer-Lytton 2011

The results of the 2011 Bulwer-Lytton prize - a prize for the worst opening sentence in a (usually imaginary novel - for 2011 are up ( well they were up in July) and I can't resist the prize winner:
Cheryl’s mind turned like the vanes of a wind-powered turbine, chopping her sparrow-like thoughts into bloody pieces that fell onto a growing pile of forgotten memories.
(Sue Fondrie) I also rather liked this one:
The grisly scene before him was like nothing Detective Smith had ever seen before, but there were millions and millions of things he had never seen before, and he couldn't help but wonder which of them it was.
(Sean Griffin) - from the Miscellaneous Dishonourable Mentions.

Monday, August 16, 2010

Bulwer-Lytton Contest 2010

The results for the Bulwer-Lytton 2010 contest are up - it's a competition for the worst opening sentence of a novel (you only have to produce the sentence not the rest of the work). I think my favourite of the quoted ones was:
The dark, drafty old house was lopsided and decrepit, leaning in on itself, the way an aging possum carrying a very heavy, overcooked drumstick in his mouth might list to one side if he were also favoring a torn Achilles tendon, assuming possums have them.

Thursday, November 26, 2009

Better late than never

How did I miss the Bulwer-Lytton results - which were announced back in June? Maybe it was when I was wandering across the Alps in search of the mythical flower of nearly extinct tribe of the Ngurr although it could have been a river. I was very taken by this one:
The first time I saw her she took my breath away with her long blonde hair that flowed over her shoulders like cheese sauce on a bed of nachos, making my stomach grumble as she stepped into the room, her red knit dress locking in curves better than a Ferrari at a Grand Prix.
Harol Hoffman-Meisner
Greensboro, NC
Apologies to those readers who saw all these long ago!

Monday, November 09, 2009

Drinks to avoid

From the Telegraph ..maybe apart from Cynar where I disagree but I've not tasted the complete set!
Liebfraumlich... possesses the rare capacity to dissolve a mouthful of pasta without the inconvenience of chewing

Interesting censoring of the Cynar comment though (making it close to incomprehensible)

Sunday, May 31, 2009

How to humiliate your dog

Get it to wear a Hello Kitty dog hip dysplasia orthopedic brace. Arrgh!! There seems to be the market for the strangest branded things.

Friday, February 27, 2009

Not funny but...


admirable control from the newsreader.
Hat tip to Non Working Monkey

Saturday, January 31, 2009

My eyes!

And yours too - probably after going to link - a Hello Kitty tram (yes it's pink you have been warned).

Friday, December 05, 2008

They've arrived!

Get your Christmas presents from the Ship of Fools Kitschmas awards!

Thursday, January 31, 2008

Boggle!

According to Peter Phillips:
Phillip Jensen ... says music like the Allegri 'Miserere' represents "the gaudy baubles of sacramentalism", and "an alternative gospel that we must never get tired of opposing".

via Mad Priest, well there goes any thought of my moving to Sydney. Can't find an original for that quote though..

Thursday, December 20, 2007

More bad taste

But not Christmas presents this time. Via r.m.c.r and Alex Ross comes this set of LP covers. Unfortunately I remember seeing most of these - I don't think I bought any though!

Tuesday, December 18, 2007