Strawberry!

Just received the following helpful email from Amazon, in their let's spot a related product code:

Are you looking for something in our Groceries department? If so, you might be interested in these items.
In this message:

• Astroglide Personal Lubricant, 5-Ounce Bottles (Pack of 2)
• Astroglide Personal Lubricant, Sensual Strawberry, 5-Ounce Bottles (Pack of 2)
• Astroglide Personal Lubricant Gel, 4-Ounce Tubes (Pack of 6)
• Astroglide Glycerin & Paraben Free, 2.5-Ounce Bottles (Pack of 2)
• Astroglide Warming Liquid Personal Lubricant, 5-Ounce Bottles (Pack of 2)
• K-Y Sensual Silk Personal Lubricant, 4.5-Ounce Bottles (Pack of 2)

Well I suppose that Groceries is a fairly imprecise term?

Get some better customers!

(isn't there some quote like that in Peter Grimes?)

Just been completing a (seemingly interminable) survey from a certain well known supermarket was was greatly amused as to how they'd implement this request, bouncers on the doors?
(Ah yes, the quote I had in mind was `Auntie find yourself some new relations')

Might as well join in the fun

Generate your bus slogan here. Here's my weak effort

Shopping

A day off tomorrow to sort out the start of a Christmas letter, some presents, and maybe marking Messaien's 100th birthday. If you're searching for present ideas David Shenton has a wonderful cartoon