
Hat tip to the Wardman wire, who does a lot better than me in his slogans!
Disorganization personified, music, and faith and computing - but zero attention spa..

Ettlin, a chef originally from the Swiss city of Stans, wrestled the thrashing and bleeding 90 pound (40 kilogram) marsupial out the front door.
"I had just my Bonds undies on. I felt vulnerable," he said, referring to a popular Australian underwear brand.
This text has been withheld because of exemptions in the Freedom of Information Act 2000