and some rather nice juice

..is at Sainsbury's - according to the Register!
Local store has opened its new Wines and Spirits area on the same day that they close most of the carpark for resurfacing....

From a spam

In olden days you could have told this email was a fake just from this extract

Abbey National Plc in its financial policy to ensure effective banking system of it's customers, is hereby anouncing it's Annual account review.

but, alas, it's difficult to be certain these days. Surely there's one missing apostrophe?!