Local(?) job opportunity sought

Following on from this post, I'm afraid I have to report that I received the termination letter today. I just need to decide what to do with it... So I'm now definitely in the job market again, and here's another cv link.
But I probably don't want this local opportunity:

A BRITISH couple struggling to afford their dream wedding have appeared in porn films in order to finance the venture.
L*** B****, 34, and T**** B*****, 36, from Macclesfield, Cheshire, have already earned more than $2000 from three X-rated movies.

Names *'ed out as I'm sure they've already had quite enough publicity. Hat tip to the Mad Priest, I advise a trip there for the cartoon!