Theologian in the fast lane

A classic!
via Of course, I could be wrong...:

This is coming at a time of rapid changes that are in direct contradiction to the tenets of Christianity. Especially the global emergence of fast lane theologians and revisionists who deny the uniqueness of Jesus Christ, mass fraud, embezzlement of public fund by those in government, homosexuality, lesbianism and the wanton destruction of lives and property.

I'll just go and rev up my Karl Barth...