Basket of the week

Came from some folk who bought a large quantity of alcohol some soft drinks and a lettuce. Bill came to £101.10 (love the binary!). They said that the lettuce was for the hamster but didn't say whether the hamster drank.

The purpose of bringing in chip and pin was so that people could share their PINs (and hence their cards)

- from someone else this afternoon. I'm not good at fuming quietly!